"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

Thanks. You're the second person to write that. So, he is a jerk to commenters and writes article on jerky restaurant customers? Great, got it.

Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.

It's short for Barfolemew!

Man, that is so close to my favorite beer, Barf Lite, it's scary!

It's really sad to see Brown just throw away his USC education over this.

You ate a teenager?

Coach Tomlin this is the Snizzle Dizzle fo shizzle dizzle my nizzle. We ain't won shizzle since this nizzle has been in the hizzie. Fire this nizzle foel!!!

With any luck, she'll be mercilessly booed every time she shows up at a game

IS LENA DUNHAM IN A GODDAMN BABY CRIB?? It fucking LOOKS like she is. It would not surprise me one fucking bit with her goddamn fucking obnoxious baby fucking face and baby fucking bangs and baby fucking quilt and baby fucking pillow and her goddamn baby fucking everything. WHY AM I SO MAD ABOUT LENA DUNHAM?! I DON'T…

An excellent question sir, allow me to explain. As I reference in the first sentence of my comment, I am currently at my place of employment and thus unable to watch the no doubt delightful video embedded in the post above.

I save money on razors by working from home. I also save money on soap, shampoo, laundry detergent, deoderant and many other products that are not so necessary if you do not expect to be in the vicinity of other humans for weeks at a time.