Just leave the dead alone for more than a week you freaking ghoul. 

yeah lets honour the death of these individuals with a PR stunt...shaking my effing head

The only way to stop a bad guy with a front loader is a good guy with a front loader. 

Agreed. I love to BBQ after masturbating without lube. 

IF you are going to criticize, get your facts correct. The Nautilus shares a chassis with the Ford Edge. The Lincoln Corsair is the sister vehicle of the Ford Escape.

Commenting is still online, it’s just not as user-friendly as it was once was. As long as the system is up I’ll hang around. It might be fun having it all to myself.

Kotaku has shut off comments.

The Root: No comments
Deadspin: No comments, no Drew Magary
Quartz: No one knows what the fuck this is
The Inventory: “Please clicks these links, we’re seriously desperate here!!1!”
The Onion: Should have stayed independent
Jalopnik: A shell of its former self. Mostly slideshows.
AV Club:…

Did you see the name of the newspaper?!?! The Arkansas DEMOCRAT-Gazette! No effing way I’m believing anything they report on!

Starred for the Spanfeller comment, not the slander against delicious cilantro.

I, for one, am glad that I’m ungreyed on a number of the different site not just Kotaku.

It’s been Deadspun

Posting here for reasons about to become obvious:

Can you make a guide on the best way to watch this movie? 

You are sentient dog excrement.

What a shit ass thing to say

Autonomous driving is VERY easy to implement if you do not concern yourself with pedestrian safety or occupant safety.

this is the worst opinion i’ve ever read

Hey everyone, it’s that guy!

Sometimes the spectacle is the point, not the plot. Just like the Mission Impossible or Fast & Furious movies. Or anything made by Baz Luhrman. It’s made to entertain our inner child who just wants to envision a much-more-radical world for a little while.