shouldn’t this be posted to Splinter?

I do not comprehend what you just wrote. I'm not a stickler for grammar or anything I just have no idea what point you were trying to come to here. 

This is a shitty poem.

They probably ate too many Tide pods before the bird box challenge and he’s no longer with us.

Can you tell us exactly what the investigator poured all over the video?

“Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race...”

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

They look like the equipment staff washes darks with lights. They look dirty.

What color are those jerseys? They look like a manifestation of Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Second article in 24 hours that says how to avoid but doesn’t deliver on headline. The other one being about avoiding illness while swimming.

So.....this article tells you what to do AFTER you’ve got food poisoning, not how to avoid it...

In the linked story, it’s not that the woman refused to pay for the cake, it’s that she refused to pay full price, and she wasn’t discovered wandering the store, she actually took the cake up to the checkout counter.

Multiple assaults in the workplace. Multiple assaults by homeless persons. Restraining orders against former partners. How unlucky can one person be?

So the answer to the headline question is: Do with them the the exact same things you were doing with them last week. Thanks for that deep insightful journalism.

Same, Martha. Same. Every time I hear those names I get confused about Garth Brooks’s alter ego.

Since no context was provided, I remain unaware of who they are. So thanks for maintaining my ignorance of inconsequential nobodies.

I have no idea who they are either. Who cares?

Chip and Joanna Gaines

So... what’s the scene or ‘Marvel Moment’ of this column?

I was expecting to find out how to export the new format to the old format. Keep HEVC and HEIF on the iphone and converting to other format for exporting/sharing. Changing the format in the settings doesn’t help with what you already have.