This video is nearly four months old, and I’d swear I saw it already on this site or some other kinja site.

I want nothing. Absolutely nothing. I was quit with Episode 2, and twice as quit with Rogue One. This from a person whose 14-year-old life was changed by the 1977 movie, owns a never-watched DVD of Episode 3, and skipped TFA.

“if you watch the video you will feel lovely”

Dang.

Just thought I’d check in and see if the comics were “comical”, but alas, they’re still obscure unfunny references.

No thank you, Hollywood.

No thank you, Hollywood.

One too many syllables for me.

Fair enough. Thank you.

If only there were some stern words in the letter: “likely”, “could”.

... but their wording is remarkably soft and squishy, hardly intimidating.

“smashes”

...inserted into her vag.

That music might have been OK in Far Cry Blood Dragon.

“the bleak, mainly mutant-less future of Logan”

I’m glad we’ve cured cancer and have time for wacky “research”.

As one of the seven people who never saw the 2009 movie, I have no interest whatsoever. But I’ve also never seen Star Wars Episode 3 (despite owning it on DVD) nor Star Wars 4 Redux. Get off my lawn!

Other than both appearing to be human females, I’m not seeing that much similarity.

A ton? More like a couple ounces.

Woah, now, no option for FemBrawny?

Woah, now, no option for FemBrawny?