Meanwhile, it’s fine to bark at your cat, because they already loathe you on a level you can’t even comprehend.

I can’t think of a single show I watch because I aspire to be one of the characters. That’s such a weird accusation.

If Fox news said being a zombie is preferable to a Dem developed vaccine, the south would fall again

I think half of Americans would technically be considered zombies at this point. They just need to feast on human flesh and we are there. 

Of course not! Everyone in the world is very rational and definitely wouldn’t be having zombie parties so everyone could get infected to increase herd immunity. No way a person could watch a family member become a flesh eating monster and then decide the shot was not for them.

While they’d be the minority, there would absolutely be plenty of people imagining that the vaccine is what transformed people into zombies in the first place, and would insist to their dying breath that they must have been slipped a dose without their consent when they get infected. 

There are no zombies, they were crisis actors hired by big pharma to sell us the vaccine, wake up

*Season 1 Spoilers*: This show is a Prometheus-level mess. The many completely impossible things (how Mother flies, the composition of the planet they are on, and giant non-gravity-obeying alien snake bb) insist that either this show takes place in a simulation or somewhere that all magic is real. That argues that the…

Why does Amazon not do a list of the movies leaving anymore? Criterion Channel and Hulu both build it right into the UI, but I never have any idea when movies are leaving Amazon and I usually miss them as a result. I don’t get their reasoning. Do they not want me watching things on their service?

the old school, thick-skinned comedian mindset (AKA “fuck em if they can’t take a joke”) strikes again. “Back in the 70's if I said you had nice tits, no one EVER got mad at me!” Times change buddy, unlike some comedians.

Probably because they know if they don’t go all out in protecting his unscrupulous, salacious ass he’ll flip on all of them. Why else would CBS execs pay Dushku $9.5 mil after she sued them, but make her sign an NDA? “Hey, don’t talk any more about what you saw going down here. Or else we’ll discredit you.”

The Big Bang Theory ended?

I suppose it’s a reminder there’s a whole other parallel existence sharing my timeline where there are people for whom this hog shit is appointment viewing.

So yeah, I wasn’t planning on watching this special but all the articles and vitriol about it made me change my mind. I wanted to know what was so bad that people are lighting torches and carrying pitch forks. I just finished the special 10 minutes ago and I have to say, I don’t see where all the hate is coming from.…

If the goal was to get Dave Chappelle unlimited free publicity and attention, and to devolve into culture wars bullshit that let him ignore the actual reviews for his special which aren’t that great, mission accomplished!

“If we sit here and act like there isn’t a crisis, that it’s just crazy people living in border states that think that there’s a crisis, that is a winning ticket for Trump going forward.”

I for one welcome our Wawa overlords and wish they’d return to this area. 

Republicans believe every challenge is a zero-sum game. The idea that in order for them to win, someone must lose. The idea of everyone winning or benefitting from the game is an anathema to their philosophy.

Meghan McCain is the embodiment of “I want to speak to your manager”. 

It should be 100% for everyone.  I’ve seen several families, including my own, ripped apart over the promise of a pittance of an inheritance.