Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

The Orioles only ruin pitchers. They waste position players, big difference, get it straight.

But on the other hand, why would the objects want to be around a U.S. Navy fighter jet?

Ditto the “cultural appropriation of reggae.” It’s clear that the band had a deep appreciation for reggae. I don’t understand why a band can’t play a genre of music they like simply because their culture or skin color differs from the place where the music originated. Should no band ever use an instrument or musical…

Rarely ever comment, but this one cuts to my core ... so here goes nothing.

As someone who has worked as a music journalist in earnest, the entire industry tends to be a clusterfuck of people far too willing to ape other’s opinions. It’s how you get publications saying bombastic stuff like “The Arcade Fire is the most…

Whoa there, chief. Why don’t you go check the color of your energy.

I think it’s because it’s called “Date Rape” so everyone just assumes it’s pro date rape when it's actually pretty explicitly anti.

What are these policies specifically? Because I’ve read ISIS’s Dabiq article where they specifically outline, in excellently written English called “Why We Hate You”. It has almost nothing to do with foreign policy and everything to do with the UnIslamic nature of the West.

Im pretty sure that car is on my local craiglist.  Still runs, recently cleaned.  

You know you are at the pinnacle of human society and first-world-country-ism when your country invests millions and billions in developing weapons that severely limit unintended human suffering in war, and aid greatly in the precision of violent actions, and your countrymen armchair debate the ethical nature and…

There’s been a few rumblings that certain parties are pushing for a USN version of the Attack/Barracuda subs Australia and France are building. Highly unlikely but it at least show there’s some pushback against the all nuke sub force that makes it impossible for them to procure the numbers we need. The AIP boats…

i would gladly champion embarking coasties on every USN ship that will be conducting VBSS so they can do all of them. it seems cool right up until you do an all-day search then come back to the ship and stand the midwatch

Let’s trade it back for the USS Pueblo.

I’m guessing the ship was easy to find on the horizon, considering it was rolling coal.

Yet another reason to hate Illinois Nazis.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

I rather liked the face-lift it got in its final years:

You don’t get to excuse Russian actions because they aren’t an existential threat to western Europe or because the shitty things they do to their neighbors is their stated policy, or because they don’t have a worldwide presence like the US does.

“it’s no wonder Russia feels like it can SHOOT DOWN CIVILIAN AIRLINERS & assassinate people INSIDE the UK without fear of reprisal”

BuShips has SUCKED for over a decade and it’s finally catching up with us. Just a classic revolving door contractor cash pinata. We’ve ended up with a bunch of useless LCS’. Three hugely expensive, virtually unarmed tech demo’s. A carrier that cannot yet carrier. And finally a warmed-over 30 year old DDG.