All of the Boston area sports teams are populated by dickheads?  That checks out   Was your Mom an FBI agent or something?

For all of unwarranted hype over Flacco’s deep ball, he never had consistent touch on the deep ball like Lamar showed today. 

Dolphins have become a DII directional school on their opponents’ schedules. 

Diplomatic Immunity

AB could be mentored by Josh Gordon.  What could possibly go wrong?

Can’t believe you are taking AB’s side in this.  He hasn’t even played a game for the Raiders yet and has been actively abusing his coach and boss.  I hope they don’t release him and just let him twist in the wind. 

Depends on the hooker

I don’t have celiac disease but I still can’t digest Gruden

I didn’t get it.  Can you ex-spleen it to me?

I love the thoughtful storage compartments under the seat for sugar cubes and carrots for those long trips. 

Guess that makes the Dolphins Hyundai

That idea stinks.  It would fit a little deuce coupe much better. 

If Miami had a Tunsilectomy, what procedure did Houston have?

...not counting AB, Waller and a dime bag, and Romanowski prowling the sidelines.

No one likes Enrico Palazzo

Check out the Miami depth chart....this is silly for the week before the start of the season

Guys without character issues like Winovich, Ferguson, Ximenes, and Crosby were available for the Jets.  

Can’t tell if you are being sarcastic or not, but masses of unskilled, less productive workers are not a threat to wages and do not inherently enrich the shareholder class. An illiterate immigrant is not competing for jobs typically protected by unions.

I expect this is how Drew will retire. He’ll be halfway in to the 3rd WYTS entry one year and just announce that he can no longer go on, that the pain of being consistently snarky has taken away his love of the game. He’ll comfort us, asking us not to feel sorry for him because he he has a loving family, a few…

I used to be very bitterly pissed that the Irsays stole the Colts and kept the history, name and colors. I used to be bitter towards Indy fans, and the whole damn state, by extension.