He’s crazy, not stupid.

I believe the appropriate term is AfricanAmericanlisted

Yes, because she’s clearly hideously repellent to behold. 

Except for Texas, of course.

Earnest Byner rushed for 900 yards and 4 TDs as a Baltimore Raven...and he has a banner in the team’s Ring of Honor.

Oooh, and no one is talking about the defensive malaise under Deans Pee, the master of the bend and then break scheme of agonizing pain.  This man singlehandedly tried to cost Baltimore a blow-out SB victory (well, him and the silicon valley nerds who hacked the power grid).

Time for this:

I guess the mole was too hard to spot

I bet if he were being honest Steve Smith Sr. would’ve rather spent his final seasons with Cam throwing to him instead of Joe Flaccid.

His last name sounds like an adverb, which begs the question of what it means to “Keuchel”?

He’s been a leading fantasy football stat monster for years, which many fans confuse with actual football.

Enrico Palazzo?

Oh shit, it’s Maverick and Gggoose

Are accusing the Pope of being an atheist heathen?  Pretty mean, Martin. 

When watching the gif, it looked the the person launching the flying kick guy had two heads, and I thought that was amazing.  

The inside of that Cougar suit must smell like death.

I think they did that when they fired Fridge.

He should’ve just turned his back on the kid, than backed him down, pushing him out the door before swinging and elbow when the hostess wasn’t looking.

+1 Fish Called Wanda

Oh, I know the answer to that. It’s because they did it on foreign soil, in the country that we fought for our freedom no less. Also, the city is still suffering from PTSD from the War of 1812. Finally, the players then stood for the British anthem, which is communist.