ROFL at the idea of Melania “helping” anything. That woman is just counting the seconds until the will is read (joke’s on her, too).

Kylie, if you think that dude is hot you should move to Boston. Every finance dork in South Boston looks like that guy. 

That sentient rude big mac will live forever just to piss us off.

Is he that hot? He looks like a Lord of the Rings elf.

Absolutely. “Diet and exercise is for loooooosers who didn’t work hard enough to become rich enough to afford the best doctors.”

And also, because I have sex in real life—which is likely the key problem here. Y’all are not fucking enough.

I agree wholeheartedly with the main, uh, thrust of this article, but also feel like “sex negativity” and “Y’all are not fucking enough” are kinda two sides of the same shame-y coin. That whole “Go get laid, nerds!” dookie touch unnecessarily undercuts the legitimately fucked-up aspects of this story and the good…

I can’t think of a single decent red carpet interviewer, aside from Joan Rivers. I know she had an uncommon self-deprecating wit, but surely we can do better than what we have now.

Seconded. Cleavage is fine, but underboob, sideboob...it all looks terrible. This trend toward showing fractions of boob is one of those examples of fashion deciding it just NEEDS to change, no matter how dumb the end result. See also: the unfortunate return of the mullet.

Her terrible posture isn’t helping that outfit either. I think she’s trying to casually pose in this natural way to show off the outfit, but she looks like she’s about to slide off a chair with her bib on.

First things first. Her top is stupid. It looks like a bib that’s been glued to her collar bones. It’s floating away from her body, and I HATE underboob (neathage?). The only person that got it right is the first designer that did it. Tom Ford.

What do you mean it wasn’t a good joke? I thought it was perfectly snarky and actually pretty fucking accurate compared to all the other terrible jokes. In fact, if Tina Fey made the joke, I don’t think people would have considered it bad at all.

Honestly, god help anyone who says ANYTHING about her if we’re referring to that Jo Koy joke as “cringe-worthy.” It was not a good joke. It was barely a joke. But my goodness, is it being blown so absurdly out of proportion. “Taylor Swift is dating an NFL star and gets shown on TV a bunch.” Oh, what a diss to Tay-Tay.…

Loosies

Not to mention gas lines, water lines, sewage lines, septic tanks, fiber optics. A person without the correct engineering degree shouldn’t be digging anywhere near that stuff.

Exploiting the possibility that neighbors might be hesitant to call the police (or inspectors, etc.) to get away with endangering their safety and property. Or were you unaware that the word “exploitation” has uses beyond an arbitrarily strict extractive sense?

I think it’s more that she indicated that the neighbors knew, and were “fine with it.” Apparently the neighbors didn’t know, don’t speak English, are hearing all kinds of noise, their houses are rattling, but are afraid to call the police.

Aside from the fact that she could have been buried alive (and may still), or blown up hers or her neighbors houses, like... why? What is the motivating factor here to dig a big ass pit on your property? People are so f’ing weird and crazy. Also, “Still, she maintained a healthy level of support on TikTok,” might…

This is insanely irresponsible. Our friends had crazy neighbors who decided to dig in the backyard without getting any county approval or engineers’ opinion or anything, and they broke into a gas line and set our friends’ house on fire via the kitchen...destroyed all their possessions and the whole house had to be…

This is insane, perhaps for obvious reasons, some of them listed in this article. Sink-holes, disposal, run-off/pollution (including asbestos), noise. I would not feel safe with this person as a neighbor, and I can definitely see how being an undocumented migrant would make me weary about speaking up.