For folks who missed the news on the “sweet” Matt Healy:

I don’t know. Does the reader actually get any more vital information by listing the district? Heck, I don’t even know what my own home district’s number is. Listing a congressperson’s district by number doesn’t add much unless you’ve got pre-existing knowledge of where the district is. And most people don’t have…

Has Emily been in anything other than Gone Girl?

I don’t usually do snarky, but this is all so depressing and ridiculous, it seemed appropriate.

Since the official response to constant and repeated mass shootings has been “lol i dunno, i guess try to run away” instead of literally anything useful?

“Jesus agrees she’s not his type.”

Absolutely. But honestly, why should juries EVER go public? There is nothing material to be gained by talking ... and everything to be lost. Unless they are complaining about an injustice done to THEM (as in the way the Georgia grand jury was lied to regarding what they could or couldn’t do re: Breonna Taylor),…

It’s incredibly chilling that the judge advised the jurors not to identify themselves. Implicit acknowledgement that Trump’s supporters are deranged and armed, and there’s a much greater than zero chance that these jurors could be targeted by those nutjobs. 

Totally. The photos above reminded me that at least the Spanish King & Queen are hot AF, the Windsors look just as inbred as they are.

It looks like a cross between the Kentucky Derby and Halloween

I’m just giggling that Camilla had her two dogs embroided into her gown and her kids and grandkids names. But the two dogs featuring so prominently is hilarious.

It blows my mind that the monarchy is still a thing with broad support from people who also claim to value democracy…but if you’re gonna monarch, just monarch. Lean into it.

It’s a nice idea, Charles, but how is anything the key players are wearing LESS ostentatious!?!? The man is wearing a fur stole cape scenario and a fur-trimmed crown, my god. It’s like, “Let’s go with the more modern chinchilla fur instead of the rare white Tiger my uncle killed for his cape in 1918.”

Because the Windsors believe God chose them for this role. So their ill gotten wealth is God’s making, because God is super cool with people suffering and dying so a bunch of inbred idiots can have more wealth and power.

No one else agreed/wanted to sing...

I want to know at what point everyone stops respecting your claim to a throne that’s been abolished. So like, there are 2 claimants to the throne of France, which last had a monarchy in 1848. But these families keep meticulous records of who would be the king or queen if they ever get restored, and kick people out of…

This whole thing is so gross and dumb.  OH LORD PUDDLEWATER HAS BEEN DEVINED WITH LADY STARCHFART OF CORNHEN TO RULE who gives a shit

While I agree that he’s not much of a flight risk within the US (he’s far too recognizable), to allow him to travel internationally is questionable.  He could flee to a non-extradition treaty country.  It would ensure that he wouldn’t win the Presidency again, but it would also protect him from whatever justice the…

It doesn’t exactly seem like they’re “going hard” on these hospitals—a letter saying they have violated the law and should stop doesn’t seem like all that much. Beyond that, I kind of get your point, but a doctor’s job is to preserve life and do no harm...they take an oath on it and everything. It sucks that a “gray…