6) how exactly does one “booby”

I hope a bunch gay dudes get on there and are just buggering like MAD in the cold, Russian tundra to keep warm. ANYTHING GOES RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH DEAL WITH IT. Because then they (the show producers and police) have to figure out how the hell to handle that. Arrest them? Just not broadcast their steamy homo…

According to the report on the news there is actually 0.1% DNA from the donor, which is totally an insignificant amount, but not the same as none.

For the millionth damn time, THERE IS NO CONTRIBUTION TO THE GENOME FROM THE THIRD PERSON. Mitochondria are symbiotic bacteria with their own genes, independent from the host DNA. The only DNA that contributes to the child is that of its parents.

Normally, I would think that was funny because it does sound crazy. And I cannot imagine paying all that money to hold cans and all the other bullshit. But the imprisonment, stalking, and separating families is where it becomes scary.

“Not a puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet”

The staling brioche bun is his hair and the orange cheese his skin! Brill!

Pleasant Ridge Reserve is my jam. If it weren’t so expensive I’d weigh 400 pounds and start hacking elections.

She is terrible. She’s a beard for bigotry.

True, but you see a reversal of this starting in the 1960s with the influence of street fashion. These days, it seems like most fashion trends start on the street and work their way up, and then are fed back to the masses like it’s something fancy and new.

Right? That was pure trash what she said. Like what exactly was she trying to say? “I’m better because death hasn’t gotten me yet?” Because, girl, I still listen to all those people’s music. I don’t know when was the last time I felt the urge to put on any Madonna song, past or present.

All fashion through history can best be described as this: wearing something that the commoner can’t.

Not a big Madonna fan, and this part of her speech certainly didn’t make me more so one:

I may be the last one to realize this, but I feel like when we are confronted with a supposedly ‘cute’ photo of Jennifer Lawrence peeing on the grass directly behind her wine-drinking mother on what is obviously a terrace and not some camp site, we have officially reached peak JL and it is time to move on.
I mean, was…

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

I love candle drama.

Hey, man, Elizabeth Hasselbeck was unleashed on the world by the modern Leni Riefenstahl: evil asshole Mark Burnett.

Oh Barbara, The View was petty and superficial from the word go. You’re the only one with an inflated sense of the show’s purpose and quality. Let’s not forget you unleashed Debbie Matenopoulous, Star Jones, and Elizabeth Hasselbeck on the world, now shall we? The View always sucked, always devolved into glib, trite…