As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.

his dangerous “gender identity” directives

I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.

On behalf of all straight, white men that did not vote Trump, I’m sorry and will do whatever I can to help right the ship for everyone.

Fuck Hillary supporters who said “Nah, they aren’t tilting this thing towards Hillary” even though the DNC head WAS a former Clinton Co-Chair? Fuck them for nominating a Female George Bush that got caught in lie, after lie, after lie and instead of owning up, decided to blame Russia and bemoan that Trump said mean…

I guess nominating someone who is already deeply unpopular just because she’s a woman and ‘it’s her turn’ was pretty stupid in the end, huh?

Keep telling yourself that and miss the point why you lost the election. This isn’t push back against Obama. It’s a push back against polished, lifetime Washington politicians,

They bear some blame, but maybe people should have listened when the polls showed Bernie running better against Trump than Clinton did.

If this hadn’t been on their official Twitter i would never have believed it. He must be completely head over heels and in it for the long haul on this. Wow.

I think the ‘sympathy weight’ is better known as ‘drink-bloat’.

I have to agree. If you don’t know you’re throwing shade, it’s not shade. Motivation is integral to the art. Like you said, shade is a subtle turn on reading.

I love the following definition provided not by a self-appointed judge but rather by commenter Ron Swanson of Westeros (in response to the October 9, 2016 edition of Shade Court):

Well I guess it’s true what they say, the truth is stranger than Pingu adult fan fiction.

I had a dream last night where Hillary won (thank god!) and was magnanimous to the Hairy Cheeto in her victory speech.

Wong gets plenty of screen time.

Mordo, a transilvanian character in the comics, is played by a black actor. Where is the outrage there?

Look at how much much the Chinese market is worth to big budget movies. Marvel is a business, not the damned UN.

The fey being that is SWINTON is the closest thing we have to an actual otherwordly creature now that Bowie has returned to the stars. Seems like a good casting choice to me.

No tuxedo after six?! What is he, a farmer?!?!