At least Hillary Clinton wasn’t stupid enough to put the New York City Office of Emergency Management into the World Trade Center against the recommendation of the FBI.

“Cher is an average talent”

Have we considered that Hillary Clinton should DEFINITELY have Rosie O’Donnell in the front row for the next debate, but not publicised, and as a surprise? Because if Ms O’Donnell is willing to be there, I think that would make Trump show America his arse even more than he did last night.

He’s raised Canada’s profile on the world stage in the short time he’s been PM than Harper did during his 300 year term (that’s what it felt like). Go take a nap, you’re cranky.

That was a few people visiting in his home at 7pm. This was a giant crowd, at an airport at midnight George’s time. I’m honestly impressed that both kids weren’t wailing.

It’s like he knows that Prince George was named after his ancestor, and not him. That’s why.

Kate is in heels and a dress, carting around a tiny human. How does she BEND that gracefully? Do your knees and core muscles become magic when you’re Royalty?

Ummm... I’m not sure you’ve got this right. At the end you say: “white guy with world’s most disgusting dreadlocks can work as an engineer.”

I am going to tell my dreadlock story now: When I was doing hair, a white guy came in with dreadlocks and wanted them cut off. His hair was in a ponytail, and when I removed the elastic his hair did not move. It was fused into that shape. He told me that he had been living on an island, as if this explained…

Fashion =/= Professional.

I remember Dusty Rose specifically as an incredibly popular decorating colour in the ‘80s.

The one that says DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, Y’ALL?

Exactly. This is a cult, based on a pyramid scheme, wrapped up in a tax avoidance strategy, created by a B-list Sci-Fi writer. If so many people hadn’t been hurt by it, it would actually be hilarious.

Thanks - apparently I get my news from only the most authoritative source today, Michael K at Dlisted!!

Hedge fund manager.

I’m not entirely sure whether the current queen is named Elizabeth or Victoria. Are you jealous?

What would your first book be? Mine would be Particularity! It would teach people some of the particular tricks that I’ve learned over my wisdom filled life: how to properly pick an apple, how to put your phone in a ziplock bag during rainy days, & drive slower in the right lane! These are just a few examples of the…

I get that she didn’t totally choose this life. So. Out of generosity, my offer is this: If Pippa wants to we can trade jobs. Demean me, media. Just don’t make me do real work.

“The Daily Mail reports...”

...goes off to watch Gosford Park in the meantime.