+1 for having a sense of humor about it. good on you mate ;o)

It’s a strategy. The competition will be like “oh who let that old man in the pool” then he’ll be like “you just got Lochte-d! jeahhhhh”

Was going to make a joke about him being the Lochte Nest Monster, cause he’s a murky lump who is always in the water. But then I realized I had no idea how to pronounce his name and in my search I found this, so I’m sharing:

I think I speak for everyone when I say “meh”

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

“Oh, I loved Smooth Operator! She wrote a book?”

Oh girl Michelle is going to be waiting on the tarmac for you

Look at these millions of losers expressing joy (a human emotion). Sad!

Yeah, there are two trends I don’t understand: Beyonce worship and Pokemon GO. They both have an accent over the “e” though, so they belong together. Synergy!

Three words: borderline personality disorder.

I still think about this whenever I hear news about her.

Her speech was well-delivered and surprisingly progressive, but why have none of her points about equal pay and working mothers ever been mentioned before?

These fuckin’ people

I find your last sentence ironic. In trying to address vulgar and offensive language that presumes about others, you’ve addressed “BOYS” as the culprits. I see plenty of females on Kinja, other social media, and IRL using all of these phrases.

...the thing where old scared racist people in the UK want to keep brown people out of their country and think that ditching the shitshow that is the EU is going to help them with that.

You mean like Imran Yousuf? The bouncer in Orlando, and Marine, who helped over 50 people escape? GFY.

Fuck, my 2016 resolution was to remember which one is Evans and which is Pine, and I still don't know.

Missed opportunity: “Emily Blunt and African American oscar winner Charlize Theron”

Leo just gave a red carpet acceptance speech, so that would be wonderful if he lost.