Hmm... Sliding cash across the table still seems rather direct (read: unsubtle) to me.

Excellent notion that we should consider! That feels, viscerally, more like the shade here (at least to this shade amateur).

Crikey you're an asshole.

Re: LiLo - makes me think of that book on Borderline Personality Disorder “I Hate You, Don’t Leave Me!”

This article smacks of Puritanism to me. There’s nothing wrong w a proper”knees-up” every once in a while (for non-alcoholics). If such a piece were published in British media it would surely be laughed out of countenance by the vast majority.

Work (bitch)

Armchair psychiatrist here. I have three words: borderline personality disorder.

Three words: borderline personality disorder.

“Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.”

I can only doubt your having meat and two veg; are the dick and balls “with” you attached to your body, or do they belong to your partner?

Leo’s (and Iñárritu’s) GG wins have the same significance as Damon’s (and whoever directed The Martian’s) wins for side-splitting “comedy” of the year, The Martian.

Leo’s (and Iñárritu’s) GG wins have the same significance as Damon’s (and whoever directed The Martian’s) wins for side-splitting “comedy” of the year, The Martian.

Who wore it better?