...and she’s spamming the hell out of the Discord Orb

If only we could experience tranquility.

She’s just a Zenyatta main fam:

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

I did this when I was 11, and to this day I still won’t rake the leaves. Fuck you dad

Are Widow and Hanzo the only characters that people who main suck at, or are we trying to say that as characters, they’re easier to suck at than others?

“You’re not a team player, you go into competitive expecting others to tank and heal for you and won’t adapt, ever. You’ve had teams plead you to take something else, we were clearly losing and we all made swaps to try a different strategy but you alone will never swap away from Widowmaker.”

Then why bitch about paying the money? I mean, you even elected to pay for 3D and Fandango convenience fees.

Why not? We in the UK view loads of US shows, by paying a license fee to view shows the BBC or Sky or Channel 4 buy. BBC can sell shows in the same manner. And they make lots of good shows which people will happily watch for money, if there is a mechanism for doing so. I don’t think Renard’s suggesting he should…

A big thank you to 40+% of people who didnt bother to vote and another big sarcastic thank you to fucking assholes who keep voting these dipshits into office.

Or, to put it in terms these top-hatted, monocled capitalists will understand: their own failure to adjust to the conditions of the market is what has created alternative markets where their profits are lost or diverted.

I care, but when studios don’t pay attention to the market and release their product in a restricted manner, I feel a whole lot less sympathetic about it. I’d be fine paying a bit for a product I want to see, but I’m not going to go get an whole HBO subscription for GoT which is the only place I can find it legally. I…

Perhaps a learning disability in middle school doesn’t mitigate your involvement or responsibility in helping your husband murder 49 people.

First man that grabs my pussy will hAve to seek medical attention in order to retrieve his balls from his throat, which is where their final resting place will be from me kicking them so hard.

The Citadel DLC went a long ways toward mitigating how big of a mess the original ending was. I usually save the party until right after the ending, using head-canon to imagine it’s after Shepard recovers. (Destroy4Lyfe)

“We can still speak in this country, and what you’re doing to me... I make an appeal to all you people,” he said as he was escorted off the plane. 

What in God’s name is happening with Anna Kendrick’s bosom there?

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.