Yep. To quote Dear Sugar: suppose she shows up and behaves well and doesn’t do anything to embarrass you—what do you get out of it, really? Proof that she can treat you well, she just doesn’t want to, most of the time? Even more anxiety because the longer she doesn’t act up, the more afraid you are that she will? Your…

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

In defense of all 11 year old girls: when I was 11, in sixth grade, my best friend and I performed a fashion show for our whole middle school class. There wasn’t a curtain on the stage, so our plan was to change outfits by wearing all the clothes as once and pulling off each outfit until we were in bathing suits.…

Nothing good can come from a man named Erick Erickson.

Paraphrasing, but

Succinct, factually accurate and filled with innuendo.

“Harvard is the richest university in the nation, with a $35 billion endowment,”

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

This is me, if you could actually GET the money out of them 5k is a lot of money to someone with student loans lol