…covered in pee.

Didn't you watch La Lectura Rainbow growing up?

No kidding. How did they even learn to read well enough to understand the article.

I'm going to allow this.

That seems like it would cause a lot of hurt feelings. If you don't like a post, just upvote it in a sarcastic manner.

I bet truck driver blood tastes like Diet Mountain Dew and Doritos.

I agree, it's funnier the older I get.

What's a few dozen Kansans, more or less?

Thanks to Trump's deregulation, amusement park owners no longer have to provide an estimate of how many children will be killed per year on their roller coasters and water slides.

Can't we have one church service that doesn't turn into an orgy?

If you like to watch your TV, and I mean really watch it, you want the Carnivale.

Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice.

Spalding get your foot off the boat!

What's Air Bud like in real life?

The article actually portrayed him in a pretty positive light, I thought. I would have guessed he would have enjoyed reading it.

I love that Esquire article about him, in the first link.

Gimme five bees for a Britain! we'd say.

Kim is a genius. Now we all know the name of her company, and she got a court document that says how great she looks.

Sue him? I'd like to thank him!

He's bigger than everyone in Hollywood, so he just makes them give him TV shows and movies and there's nothing anyone can do.