Google will promise not to track you if you promise to write them a letter every night saying what ads you liked and what purchases you made.

yes, and they're extremely worried about you.

and you call yourself an American..

I think they are also stapling it.

Google is getting closer to being the Central Computer in John Varley's Steel Beach.

I think he was already in that Playstation commercial.

It might be time to ask Buddha.

Because you got three free months for upgrading your Comcast subscription.

I'm pretty sure I saw it - it's a Merchant-Ivory production, right?

Yeah that Domino's campaign was very successful. The theory is people saw it as truthful, at least relatively so.

Steve Brimley?

Just rent the movie, that will get you caught up.

Let's see, Bannon, Sanders, yep that statement checks out.

Hm that's two independent thought alarms in one day.

They let him sign checks with a stamp!

There are no movies that aren't superhero movies anymore.

For $175 mil they could have dug up and reanimated the original King Arthur.

I can't understand a word you said the whole time. Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

"It really speaks to me! Audiences will eat this up"

Is there any angle on the white male mid-life crisis that hasn't been explored yet