Thank god the republicans saved us from unaffordable premiums and unreachable deductibles, because those definitely did not exist before Obamacare. I'm not sure why Obama thought it was a good idea to include those in his bill.

Mark Hamill gave away a light saber? I thought George Lucas made him pay for those.

Shut up and get in the plane.

I'd pay 10,000 to throw up in a talking car.

I was just a little too old to be in the target audience for this movie, and it always kind of surprised me that people my age and younger it connected to it so much. It seems like one of those baby boomer nostalgia things that billy crystal might like.

"Those hicks won't get off their tractors and come to the theater unless there's a mouthbreathing doorknob they can relate to."

Weren't they all killed in Vietnam?

Praise God from whom all blessings flow

Nein!

When the Amazon bubble bursts we will all be living in caves again.

You can still purchase paper towels with no delivery fee.

Hello fellow teenagers! Let's do some marijuana and binge-view our favorite television programs.

We should have listened to you, instead of walling you up in the old coke oven.

sounds like it's Ja Rule's fault though

An important part of scamming people is not letting them realize they were scammed.

The two people that had chili for lunch and forgot all the testimony.

We've all done things we regret later on. Who knows what was going on between them 15 years ago. Maybe he was acting normally.

That was offside. He's going to cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

Really? I hated his comics.

Also they risk running over a bunch of pedestrians.