Tobias!!

Maybe you forgot that he drinks $15 million worth of wine every month. That's pretty interesting.

“Forgive my compromised sense of humor, but I did want to answer our host’s question about who Jude Law is. He’s one of our finest actors,”

The Terror by Dan Simmons is a great novel in this vein.

Yeah Obama never had the guts to go after Hitler.

Oh no, Dennis can't leave, because of the…implications.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

It wouldn't be obvious to me that being removed from my seat would be a "lawful order"

Bill O'Reilly, on the other hand, is actually 29.

Maybe Moe gets a cellphone

Mr. Powers my fourth grade teacher.

The internet needs a spokesperson. I nominate the Sonic guys.

His neck wattle jiggling, and combover wildly flailing about.

This is America, there should be very few people we have to obey unconditionally or else we get brutalized.

Rascal Scooters

You're going to have to be much more specific.

It's so red, inflamed, and itchy though.

Intriguing - would you like to be a Fox New producer?

I thought Backlash was a better movie than La La Land.

AMC doesn't offer that option at my theater. Yet.