Finally a break for Louis CK!

That title is already copyrighted by Merchant Ivory Productions.

Obviously you never watched Kid Notorious.

I agree, but I can understand Penny Beernsteen's feelings about it. She had negative feelings about Avery for twenty some years, those don't just go away overnight i'm sure.

I'm going to ask Dagmar Lego on a date.

Yes, and she should constantly be doing that thing where she's trying not to throw up.

"NO I'M NOT!!"

Apparently "The Theory of Everything" was quite insistent on this point.

If he doesn't want to play bad guys he shouldn't have that kind of face.

No, the whole point is making beaches safe for everyone to enjoy.

Maybe you've heard of a little thing called CGI?

The Rock is now 90% mercury.

You can't get in the model union without dating Leo.

But I thought the guy who runs the puppet does the voice too, like on Sesame Street, or story time at the public library.

Was Yoda not always going to be a puppet?

"full disclosure: smells like Tommy Lee"

The worst part is his Viagra wore off before they could free him.

I love this feature.

I can receive faxes on the beach!

Smells like unwashed beard braids.