um. question for the barbeque chef: don't you think there's an inherent danger in sending unqualified actors into sequels to 25 year old movies?

If you leave early again today, don't bother coming in on Monday.

They pushed a giant millstone around, like on Conan the Barbarian.

Hans Solo was in Frozen, obviously.

I think when you become a fascist ruler you have to wear a military uniform all the time, in which case his hair will be covered up by his army hat.

She could have a lot worse taste than that. I've watched an awful lot of Biggest Loser.

Will you PC thugs stop trying to destroy my fond holiday memories of date rape?

Yeah I'm glad to hear that too. I have aged out of his demographic and am usually asleep by 9:30.

You're going to have to throw away those Cheesy Blasters.

Walt Disney must be rolling over in his freezer.

But you only get about six shreds of cheese on each pizza.

I don't know, I think Peyton Manning is actually a pretty surly drunk.

We'll buy ad time on the Twitter.

In retrospect, the signs were all there.

That was the greatest woman in the history of the world.

In fact, no Scottish people at all.

The part where the cops knew Internal Affairs was setting them up.

Shut up and take my money.

Well Futurama stole it from Steve Allen.

Doesn't Harrison Ford hate all his loser fans?