"The botttom line is he can't naturally sprint at this speed." You contradict yourself.

tl;dr I dont care

I think you meant to credit Reddit again.

How do you know? If he had legs, he may be able to run that fast. I used to not be able to bike 100 miles in 6 hours. But I can now.

I guess you never ride on tours or with groups of people?

Guess you should have a talk with your coworkers...

You are bitching about him 'cheating', everyone is capable of dismembering themselves and getting prosthetics.

Obviously you are not a redditor. And if you are...you don't know the rules of voting on it.

not relevant.

I wish I could downvote gizmodo articles like on Reddit.

Solution: Cut off your legs and replace them. I am pretty sure this guy would rather have legs.

Wow. Wish this was reddit so I could watch you get downvoted. Cut off your legs and enter. Think about the sheer absence of leg muscles you twerp.

That is pretty funny. At least mine weren't under assumptions. They were based on actual facts...like your comments.

You need a lesson in writing.

Your entire comment makes no sense if you meant to use !=, it is complete contradiction.

I think you mean =. != means 'not equal'

Plus: Who always has their headphones nearby...and isnt that more complicated than plugging in the cable?

Stupidest idea ever.

Make sure you put a cage on it.

He was insanely stupid by constructing a DIY hovercraft without prop guards...