Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

The best part is reading how all you idiots are blowing a gasket. Justice system only works when you agree with it. Classic. Enjoy your anger.

Lots of detail here: http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/verdict-near-in-malheur-wildlife-refuge-standoff-trial/

I will not vote for Hillary.

TLDR - welcome to the internet.

And the Democratic party is a bunch of neocons these days and that needs to change. Get it? That is what I care about.

Yours is the only decent comment so far. Maybe I’ll do that.

Just take a look at how Bernie polled against Trump. Bern would have won in a landslide. Enormous landslide.

Yeah, except Trump could fuck up so bad that he would destroy the corrupt corporations that control our economy.

Dude please, please do not feed me this propaganda BS. Trump sucks. I know this. I’m not voting for him.

Everyone is wrong these days. Here is a group of individuals, many of whom I imagine are Hillary supporters, actively fighting for segregation.

Not voting for Hillary dude. She’s a lying, corrupt criminal. Can’t do it.

Stick to Correct The Record chat windows you complete dork.

You joking bro?

“Your guy had his nomination stolen from him by a scumbag woman. So you should shut up.”

Gross generalizations. Check

Onion articles are generally well written and often amusing.

Rioting? I’m not even going to vote. You think I’m going to riot?

Some Hillary supporters sure think highly of themselves.

Trump is a moron. But I’ll take a moron over a corrupt scumbag of a woman who has stolen everything she has, including her nomination as the Dem candidate.