Long term effects of chronic drug use?

They can't stand her!

And I didn't, until just now. Whoa!

I hear Porkins turned down a role for similar reasons.

"It's a mystery, detective. Even a fall from a fifty story building can't put a look of such fathomless horror and agony on a human face."

I've been told I have a face for Internet anonymity.

* calls date rape hotline *

I stand corrected.

But…it wasn't Lana Turner!

Sewing three pounds of Cheetos to your face will only enhance your roguish good looks, Mr. Pitt!

* all of Asia gets plastic surgery en masse to avoid even the suggestion of looking like this guy *

I'd say the one trying to look like Boris Karloff in a blonde wig totally nailed it.

He kind of looks like Bill Maher, if Bill Maher hired this guy to make him look like Bill Maher.

I'm afraid the Stereo MCs have already thoroughly explored what it means to be "Connected."

I'm getting more umami, but maybe it depends on which end you're tasting.

The irony is, Abe Vigoda actually is immortal, so you'd just be the guy who spent $30,000 to look like a baby orangutan.

Too soon!

I hear they're fruits…

Have you ever twerked with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

OH MY GOD ROBIN