Your joke is deeply insensitive to both non-native English speakers and retards.

They should replace "chops" with "moxie on the ball."

The only escape-proof prison…

STALLONE

I can't wait up see him as Captain Von Trapp in the Sound of Music remake!

On the other hand, he was pretty much the only thing that made Omen III watchable!

It worked for Denise Richards in that Bond movie!

I'm a little disappointed that this isn't a biopic about Prince's struggle to extricate himself from his contractual obligation to Warner Bros.

It seems like this is basically the movie that many people who found Django offensive criticized it for not being.

More like A- trollin, amirite Dowd?

I rarely if ever agree with his overall take on a film, but I think he offers a reliably thought-provoking alternative to the tedious herd mentality of film criticism, and unlike certain critics on this site, he doesn't just throw out weak-ass contrarian statements without any real perspective behind them. Whether…

Brodors before Hodors

WANG CHUNG TONIGHT

It seems pretty unlikely that the feds would find anything to charge the Schwartzes with. A billionaire couple putting up $9 million in trust for the son of their deceased, disgraced former partner may be newsworthy, but not especially suspicious in itself.

Apologies if I in any way impugned your no doubt sterling credentials, Sir or Madam! I meant only to point out that the endings of most tragic plays are unsatisfying in more or less the way you describe "Felina" being, and that it's built into the genre. At this stage it's about clarification and resolution; it's…

Yeah, it should not be forgotten that Jane was not just an innocent victim in that situation. Walt didn't let her die simply because she was stealing Jesse away, but because he genuinely believed Jane would destroy Jesse. If Jane lived, Jesse would very likely end up dead eventually. So it wasn't so much that Walt…

One last little twist that I thought was pretty neat: it turns out that Walt was spurred into action upon seeing Gretchen and Elliott, not for reasons of revenge, but because he realized that they were a feasible means of getting the $9 million to his family. Which makes sense in retrospect, since the reason he had…

One way to look at it though is that Walt also doesn't get let off the hook for anything. He doesn't get to make things right or redeem himself in the eyes of his family. His family will be provided for, but not because of him as far as they'll ever know. The thing he wanted most to accomplish will be fulfilled by the…

Seeing Walt annex the Sudetenland would be awesome.

I have no doubt whatsoever that if Gilligan hadn't made it totally clear what happened with Lydia, there'd be a massive debate right now about whether or not she was actually poisoned.