Robert Johnson was inducted back in 1986, so that got that right.

Hall of Fame? Try Hall of Shame. Eh, another solid jab.

Hall of Fame? More like Hall of Lame.

Fair point. But there are different degrees of racism, and my Spidey Sense tells me that DePaulo is not as hard core, rabid and remorseless a racist as a ,

But, to me, he seems to not actually be a true racist, but more so a man distracted or confined by racial issues. He's so intimidated by the prospect of saying the wrong thing that he responds by intentionally making racist or misogynist or otherwise inappropriate comments. It's almost like a reflexive impulse,…

Well, he didn't exactly jump into fucking her. He more so kinda stumbled into it. His pecker made his decision for him before his brain had a chance to react.

I enjoyed the episode, and it felt like classic, hardcore Louie, but I was conscious of myself wondering just how to describe the show. Is it a tragic comedy? Sure. A comic tragedy? Of course. And it's more. It's a post-post modern exercise in theatrical meaningfulness. Ironic irony, or pathetic pathos, or something…

Human Centipede 4: Yet Another Movie About Being Forced To Eat Someone Else's Shit, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, Socialists, Communists, Anarchists, And Independents, But Not The Greens. Fuck The Greens

Horses don't start wars, but they sure as fuck can end them. Horses!

You'll get over it…

A hørse once bit my sister…

Oh c'mon, Pulp Fiction is so outrageously wild and surreal and slick, but still so amazingly raw and somehow real, ya gotta show respect.

But wait, Frankenhooker has somehow been revived and is in the running. Wanna date?

Ouch, indeed.

Answering questions is easy. It's thinking up the questions that separates the novices from the masters. Hmmph.

Exhaustion is a luxury I can't afford. I'm only in a position to feel subdued indifference.

I think Eddie got sober again right after that. He looks good, even healthy, and is playing very strong. Alex is likewise in fine form, and Eddie's kid, Wolfgang, is doing a solid job on bass.

You can start with Hejira. It's got a couple classic Joni songs with Jaco's bass.

I love Joni Mitchell. Her work with Jaco is at the peak of human creativity. Best wishes.

Look, make all the Old Fogey jokes you want, but last night I happened to accidentally catch Van Halen doing something like performing on Jimmy Kimmel and David Lee Roth could barely manage a whispered croak. It was preposterously depressing. Or depressingly preposterous. Eddie and Alex were still solid but Roth was a…