Along with Tie Your Mother Down.

Yes, it's a pun, but that only makes it that much more nonsensical and twisted. Is that really why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit? And who calls him Mr. Fahrenheit? This only leads me to question the truth of the rest of the song…

"I'm going to assume that's a Halderman reference, and I'll take that as a compliment."

Lena would make Cheryl a lesbian who's only using Archie to get to Betty. No wait, that's me. I would do that.

Just imagine the Betty/Lena hybrid creature with a thick mustache and even thicker package, and your fantasy memory will be protected.

I know a guy who can skywrite it for you for, um, $5.

I know virtually nothing about this Roberto Aquirre Wrath of God fellow, but Lena Dunham's sly farcical approach should prove interesting and hopefully she'll include a scene where one of the characters BLOWS HIS LOAD ON VERONICA'S JUGS AFTER GIVING HIM HEAD.

You silly goon, you don't have to be gay to do that. Now sashay your flamboyant ass out to the boulevard, pronto.

And Santorum. It's also a song about Santorum.

That tiger obviously just listened to "Don't Stop Me Now."

"That's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit." ?!!

Space is scary.

Maybe that's why his wife was giving him the stink eye. She was disgusted that he'd even consider a slice of Californian.

The accessory of choice this year seems to be pot. Everyone seems zonked, and then their eyes popped out of their heads when the pizza came around. And when Martin Scorsese grabbed a slice his wife gave him such a dirty look that said "What the hell go you think you're doing?! With your cholesterol?" Cracked me up.

Fort Knox. You're state's Golden.

Your statement that cremated corpulent people produce a greater quantity of ash is nothing but flip. Hmmph.

To quote someone else who commented here earlier: You are clearly an admirer of the Watchmen comic (so am I) and you make several good points - it's a pleasure to get your take. However, I have to debate a few of your ideas.

This thread is getting scary weird.

Ozymandias is a name referring to the Egyptian Pharaoh Ramses II, who imagined himself a God, and for all his "superhuman" efforts building an impressive empire and constructing elaborate monuments to himself he was rewarded with eternal death, just like everyone else on the face of this collapsing, decaying,…

Reading your comment made me feel as if someone had just pinned a shiny new smiley face button on my stained and tattered wool overcoat.