Right, two "similar" Black men. What's Happening had tall skinny Rog, big fat Rerun, and Afro sporting Dwayne, so it was easy for us "non ethnics" to differentiate. Martin had Cole and Tommy, but Tommy was tall, and Cole was an idiot. And every other Black show had Grady, who spoke like a drunken stroke victim.

Some really funny dialog and visual gags, but this story from the very start was so surreal, as though everyone was tripping on mushrooms, and then BAM!, Jesse is tripping on bad fish. Nick proving himself a real man was WAY overplayed, but Jake still manged to pull off some really great line readings, "I dreamed I…

Hired!

When they changed the name from "The Pedophile's Sanctuary and Literary Review."

Certainly. Whip it out.

Cromulence.

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When you said you were in standby for Jimmy Fallon I first thought you meant to take over as host. I'd be OK with that, as long as you can do a passable impersonation of Neil Young or Dave Mathews.

"Uh, this is your Captain speaking. For the comfort and safety of all passengers we request that you, uh, do not sharpen your doodling pencils beyond a dull rounded nub as a highly sharpened pencil may then be used as a, uh, terroristic weapon. Uh, thank you for your cooperation. Uh, go Broncos."

Even if we're playing Angry Birds?! The rich Irony alone must have profound metaphysical implications.

I think you have to skateboard the Outterweb to log over it.

A used system, any system, would also suffice, and save you another $100

Gadgets are fine, but I would have preferred a date with Mario. But not Luigi, he has a terrible sense of style.

I believe My Mother the Car was unceremoniously hiatused - hiated?! - after one season in 1965. Then in 1975 it was snuck (sneaked?) back into the lineup right between Chico and the Man and Adam 12.* But the public was still not ready for such a progressive story about the tender love shared between a middle aged…

No, more than half of marriages end in death. But that's only because most people are to cheap and lazy to divorce. Murder is much easier.

It's got some great characters. great cast interplay, and some genuinely funny dialog. The star - what's his name? Adam Sandler, Jr… No wait, that's not it… Oh right, Andy Samberg - is not as strong as most others, but he's got occasional good moments, too.

Well, kissing Danny is her Project, isn't it?!

OK, that's pretty funny that Mindy would be repulsed by a fat guy. who really isn't fat.