OK, here'e the thing about Neil. He can play, whenever he wants, perfectly exquisite, refined, sophisticated guitar passages, but often he simply chooses not to, opting instead to thrash and torture his ax in a deranged, spasmodic, unholy fit of fury. I like that.

I like that one for the Bass line. Ba dum dum dadum, Ba dum dum dum…

Only Viking name worth knowing - Fran Tarkenton. OK, I'll also allow Cris Carter. But don't you think you're gonna get any sympathy bringing up Daunte Culpepper. What that? Steve Jordan? Yeah alright, ya got a point there. But that's it. Oh shit, you're right, Randy Moss! Now we're done… Matt Blair.

I get why the show isn't too popular, I really do, but I don't care. I seem to really enjoy the show, and I'm fascinated by Mindy's character. I think Mindy does some very clever, funny, silly things with her character that defy the traditional rules of proper sitcom star behavior, such as daring her audience to feel…

Yes, you sound like you could use a little alone time. Alone, with your bountiful cornucopia of raucous, raging inner demons. Nappy time…

When Dikachu sneezes women get pregnant.

And skin cancer, you silly oompa loompa.

Suicide Hotline, so yes.

I, too, am partial to the corkscrewed glans of the mallard.

She enjoys getting Double Stuffed.

No, I think the porn takes up 99%.

Because Lars is Rammsteining his demented perversions down our throats. And we love it.

You think you've stepped on a sticky movie theater floor? Wait till you get a load of what's waiting for ya at a screening of this high tone flesh fest. Yeah, that'll be some real culture you're traipsing through. Yeuch…

He pieced those songs together like Frankenstein with solos extracted from live recordings and laid them over studio recorded backing tracks. It's beautifully engineered and gorgeous through headphones. I prefer his actual fully live solos with accompanying live band, even though Frank often overdubbed those "live"…

Maybe he meant "Fool In the Rain," which I vote as "most overplayed but still astonishingly enjoyable guitar sole that doesn't actually sound like a guitar." I just love it.

"Dogs" is one of the most awesome creative acts in all of Rockdom.

Much, much, much love for Zappa. Much.

Yes, you are absolutely correct and entirely in the right. Personally, I'm just a cantankerous windbag who compulsively, impulsively springs on even the slightest perceived philosophical injustice as an opportunity to vehemently spleen. I will now enjoy a late lunch, two fingers of single malt Scotch, and then pretend…

Staunchest or raunchiest? See, I'm suggesting that only a frothing, rabid, sociopathic feminist would express such vitriolic contempt for a potential sister in arms, even for a Whitney Cummings. Staunch Feminists are a surely lot, no doubt, but they're not self defeating. Alas, simply being an annoying, dimwitted,…

I think what you're really saying is that considering the relatively reactionary attitude of many female comics' material, you prefer to not be nagged. I hear ya, brah.