You crazy.

Right?!

But a good three-quarters of airplane passengers are drugged up on Ativan and have banged back a couple of mini bottles of wine, so they’re not at their most alert.

You wash them each time. Never try to get two washes in with one washcloth.

Ha—I think I differ from most people in terms of movie taste. When I discovered the whole Mumblecore thing, I was all, “YESYESYES—THESE ARE PERFECT MOVIES!!!” My idea of perfect movies: Terri, The Puffy Chair, Jeff who Lives at Home, Your Sister’s Sister. But, really, any slow moving movie: Hateship, Loveship,…

I loved that movie...mostly because of her...and that damn baby. I’ve recommended it to a bunch of people and they all hated it, so you’re not alone. I just like movies where nothing happens and all the characters are hugely flawed.

Oh, man, I am DYING to see this! First off: Melanie Lynskey! Second off: Clea Duvall! And they’re best friends in real life!

And, in his defence, the top half of Rene Z.’s face is completely unrecognizable in that picture.

Yeah, as an avid watcher of Forensic Files, I confirm that it’s always sex or money or sex AND money.

Yeah, 2 drinks sounds like my pre-game.

I think she’s talking about these kinds of ramen: http://greatist.com/eat/healthier-…

None of these deals seem to work on the Canadian Amazon site any longer, but they used to work fine. Do you know what the problem is?

None of these deals seem to work on the Canadian Amazon site any longer, but they used to work fine. Do you know…

Yeah, when I was fifteen I remember reading that scene in The Godfather where a mother delivers her twelve-year-old daughter to a Hollywood director and realizing that this kind of thing must be fairly common.

No, the best workout program is the one you’ll do.

If you think Robert Redford’s aged gracefully without intervention, you’re sadly mistaken!

Ha—every woman I know does all of these things as just MINIMUM maintenance.

So does he, like, colour his eyebrows normally?

I’m not excusing her for any of those reasons; I’m just saying that fifteen is a child and if she’s been brought up in a family that condones racism, she may not have known any better.

Yes, it’s funny, eh? And I think you must be right about those who continue to criticize her being very young themselves. I’m almost sixty, so to me, a fifteen-year-old girl is little more than a child.