"For every pig, there is a pig fucker" Helps in the medical field weekly.

A new GS was following 30 mins ago. I kept looking in the rear view and thinking Lexus must have really been blown away by Predator.

I want to unlock my iphone 5 as I am going to Sweden in 1 month but I will not have a nano-SIM until I land. I have at&t. Is there a better solution than GSM Phone Source ?

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A man that carries an extra battery at all times, is a man not getting any.

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Whatever you do, don't move by yourself while towing a car. I did it by myself. I still don't remember how I got the car off the trailer then disconnected the trailer. I proceeded to move myself in a 2nd floor apartment in Houston (august temps). Since I didn't know a soul in town, I had to put my car back on…

Nothing like seeing beer cans smashed by breasts

As a blk male, I got a great laugh out of your statement. Don't worry, come to Atlanta and visit me. We can have all the titties and beer we want @ The Cheetah. The only discrimination we will see is when our wallets are empty.

I speak Spanish, Swedish and English. When speaking Swedish or Spanish, I frequently throw in a word from another language. Does this happen to you ?

Helps me stick my landing

My girlfriend gave me some action after dealing with the crowds

you can change your xbox live email easy to match.

Totally with you

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Will this work on pubes?

Or Kracken

I would suggest to the new owner never use a blacklight in it.

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