If I didn't have iTunes match, goodbye apple. Hello Lumia 920. I guess I am their bitch for awhile.

Best thing I have read today!!

YODA - You Only Dunk Ants !!

In Atlanta, I have seen a bunch of Fiskers and Volts. I have only seen one Leaf. Strangely, I have seen a bunch of Fiskers in Stockholm.

Agreed. Even this GI Doc would help

I live in a condo and I have never come close to my advertised speed. I guess my next door neighbors are really into porn/Netflix.

Amazing, states that have ties to the Jim Crow era continue to make it more difficult to vote. Yet states devoid of diversity, sans California, continue to make it easier. In Georgia, I feel like I need a picture ID, a geo-tagged picture of me leaving the birth canal and proof I can't speak anything but English to…

I bought a brand new Audi S4 one day prior to going to a restaurant. I used the valet the day after I bought the car. It was dark when I left the restaurant and promptly hopped in my car and drove straight home. When I pulled in the garage, I noticed the valet had hit the right front bumper against something. …

I have an easier suggestion. Meet and date a girl from the country you want to learn the language.

I see some dude stuck in Atl traffic every day. I have no idea why that is his commuter car.

I live on 5th street and everytime I walk by that bank, I wonder what crack they were smoking.

Ladies, let me assure you that those pics become viral with our guy friends if we aren't serious. I've seen so many pics of women it is ridiculous.

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As a Saab owner, it is any Saab. It is pathetic to see 2012 vehicles for sale with no warranty. Yet, I can image a pissed off Lief/Yohan/Stephan not giving a damn how it is put together.

Det ar sant

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My favorite is to a get a rainbow gay pride sticker. I proceed to place it on the license plate of a friend and wait. Two weeks later I bring up to the dude that I have seen your plate.

I was just about to write the same thing. So you are supposed to rub high fluoride content toothpaste into your gums and swallow it? Fluoride is supposed to be spit out because it is a poison.

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