Back then they didnt want me, now hot hoes all me. Mike Jones!!!

Or maybe I could hang with you and decide life isnt worth living

Someone has wee wee envy

I used one 3 months ago

+1

Yeah, they are like Japanese Spider Crabs. Check them out

In other news, 25% of men would marry Angelina Jolie with a current case of crabs

Can't wait to see 5 a day sitting in Atlanta traffic

So true

Goodbye Iphone 4

The ladies must be all over you

Weighs the same

Prius or BMW dude

Hmmm, lets start in high school and go thru grad school.

God, every Indian woman I know has a complex like this. Sheesh