Diversity admit

News flash - you were not going to get into Yale.  That is all.

This monotone bitch is valedictorian?  Good Lord.

mmmmmmhmmmm your earrings must be extra hoopy today, damn

Her real Indian name is Cunt Stink Like Rotting Deer Flesh

I round down to seven million dollars. You won’t earn as much in ten years as I do in one.

Right, so he leaves a breathtakingly gorgeous chick for that tatooed horror show.  

Your parents are dead inside because of you.

Those punk kids had it coming.  For sure.

Maybe sleep at home, eh?

Oh, snap, did they kill Seal?  That picture.....

I spat in that shit, but enjoy anyway!

That’s because I’m a GOOD TROLL

u sound like a hoor

Counterpoint:  She’s a dumb cunt

Feel better?  Be still and go to work.

Don’t go (back) to shithole countries.

You sound like you are bad at life.  Be better.

You should be home with your children.  Your “career” will ruin your kids.  Nice work.

Bitch, straighten up the damn house, get yourself put together and put some hot food on that plate on a placemat with a cloth napkin when I come home from work.  What the fuck goes on here all day?!