I’m not a pilot either. However, it appears as if the real culprit of the hard impact is gravity. If the earth had less mass the impact wouldn’t have been as severe.

Self: “Gah. Another anonymous potato-shaped SUV that’s just gonna spend most of its time in the drive-thru at Starbucks. Plus this one’s a BMW which means when it breaks, it will be a bitch to fix as well as prohibitively expensive. It would be rational to walk away.”

I was behind one of these with the big tailgate letters, didn’t know if it was a name or a request

According to every 16-21 year old girl, how about all of them?

So this dude’s wife has been pressuring him to get rid of some of his bikes.
“Ok, ok. I’ll put it on Craigslist.” he says. He doesn’t want to sell it but he has to do something so he takes some great pictures and even writes up a glowing ad to go with it. He looks up what others of this model are selling for, doubles…

started a long line of sport bikes known as Ninjas.

‘The inquisitive lilliputians discover Gulliver’s tooth pick box.’

Miles better than Hummers.

You shut your mouth. Helicopters fly by pure magic.

That kind of scrappy ingenuity is something that I really respect/envy other cultures for, including yours. PC cultural awareness hug brah! And great job keeping that boxy beautiful bit of Swedish steel on the road, you are certified Jalop.

As a Peruvian, I can tell you that MacGyverism is part of the culture. We can fix anything and everything. A Jalopnik example would be how a car repair shop could rebuild exact copies of the pieces that made up the front end of my Volvo 460 in intricate detail to avoid getting the ridiculously expensive pieces that…

...and his “friend”.

Alright, rdev. It is time we sat down and had a little chat about ‘grandpa’.

Terrible casting. Even with the mustache the other guy would have made a more convincing missus.

There's definitely some Mrs. Doubtfire level shit going on here.

did grandpa dress up as grandma?

Considering the GMC right behind it coming off the line, it seems right.

You’re in it to win it today, HondaBro. You’re usin’ the google-foo force like muthafukin Yoda!

Railguns and guided shells are going to bring naval artillery back in a major way.

These guns represent the end of the evolution of naval artillery, a style of warfare practiced since the 1300s! Though, I suppose the new magneto-fired guided shells could be considered artillery, too.