I have to say that the Underworld films have the good sense to know exactly what they are and relish that position. They are basically designed to be a V:TM game as played by 8-year olds after upping themselves on Ritalin, and at that level, they completely deliver. The PC’s are ridiculous hybrids or super-strong…

With Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis, I think you may have invented the genre of gothic science-fiction.

The Last Witch Hunter was literally based on his D+D character. Vin Diesel def has the nerd cred. http://uproxx.com/hitfix/if-it-werent-for-vin-diesels-dungeons-dragons-character-the-last-witch-hunter-wouldnt-exist/

It’s great. I mean, it’s 2016 for Christ’s sake, we should be more than capable of handling the voter registration process in a much simpler and sensible way that includes same day registration, but Republicans fight it tooth and nail to suppress the minority vote.

Thank god I live in Washington state where all balloting is done by mail (you get your ballot on the 24th of October) and you are registered automatically when you get your drivers license.

Counterpoint: the design is actually rather dogshit, and I can’t make out half of them within the first few moments of looking at them.

Personally, I'd bump the Toreador and Nosferatu up a notch or two, because with a creative player in control, they can be awesome. I'd also kick the Ventrue and Assamites down a notch or two because of their weaknesses; the Ventrue are SOL if they don't have their preferred blood-from-a-Gemini-left-handed-vagabond (or…