I was really hoping she would turn out to be a Palpatine.

Umm, reduce the heat of the fire and potentially contained it to a MUCH smaller area. If a sprinkler near the Land Rover had gone off, it’s fairly unlikely this would have torched 1400 cars and destroyed a building. And sprinklers in garages are quite common (required here in Chicago, in fact). Many times they are dry…

Everything you say here is right, of course, but I really am having a hard time feeling bad for Vontaze Burfict. He is SUCH a piece of shit, and he instigates so much. Look, if I spit at someone’s face in a bar, and then I get punched the fuck out, am I at fault? This isn’t “oh she was dressing provocatively she…

I have no doubt that he will put a lot of points on the scoreboard of life for everyone in this community.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Nah probably like “MCADONE”...they’re not the most creative bunch

This is unfortunately too subtle for the Post. They’ll probably have “Ben McAdoodoo” with a poop emoji or something.

Eli’s revenge: going on an absolutely scorching hot streak to end the season and fucking the Giants out of a high draft pick.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I set the over/under at 7pm tonight that I break my ankle trying this over and over again.

It definitely smells like old people or weed. Possibly cigars.

As grotesque as the color is, it does look pretty comfy though...

Ew. Good contribution to the discussion.

It’s no coincidence that this was the era when the US car companies let the MBAs have complete control. They didn’t care about what product they made - they only cared about quarterly profits. The cars were just widgets to finance.

The RFP is on line - https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity&mode=form&id=ed2c20e5021355df61636d68b2c5074f&tab=core&_cview=0 I didn’t read it all, but I think it’s in section B.

What’s up with all the entries into this competition having such comically large bumpers? Was it in the RFP?

It sounds alright... If you’re tone deaf.

Crown Royal would explain a lot actually.

“Used Magnums”