“invoking the statute of limitations". I presume you mean "revoking", right? Normally it's the defendant who invokes the statute of limitations as a bar to prosecution.

I’m not sure what that has to do with your sexism, but avoiding it entirely is not going to help your cause.

All the kids love Meta humour nowadays, don’t they?

He was doing a retrospective of his own career. JFC dude. Take a fucking nap. 

What was there to hate about Knives Out? It seemed to me like just a fun 70's-style all-star whodunnit. Solid meat-and-potatoes movie, no?

I found the Looper time travel rules surprisingly coherent. Even things that seem weird, like the way Old Joe struggles to differentiate his original memories from the new future caused by his time-hopping, are more of a feature than a bug—illustrating how he’s letting certain changes slip into his consciousness (“He…

That may have been how the headline framed it but in context that isn't what happened. At all. So go screw.

Harket’s pipes encompass a magnificent vocal range, which is one reason the chorus of “Take On Me” not only stands out but endures so well: It begins low and ends super-high, spanning octaves most other rock stars can not.

Maybe I’m showing my age here, but I think the three best Bond themes ever were Shirley Bassey’s “Goldfinger”, Wing’s “Live and Let Die” and Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does It Better”. If Radiohead’s “Man Of War” was used for a Bond theme, I think that would have been in the top 4 easily:

While I am not a fan of modern Bond movies ( and love the 70s/80s themes) Chris Cornell’s “You know my name” is really really good.

The best Bond themes are Carly Simon’s “Nobody does it better” and Sheena Easton’s “For your eyes only”

“Oh, thank god.” - The Oscars

Condolences about your 15 year old son just now learning of pubic hair.

Also THE GOOD PLACE creator Mike Schur and UPLOAD creator Greg Daniels are really good friends, so it’s likely Daniels was influenced by Schur, but I would not be surprised at all if Schur helped him out in the development stage. That specific complaint is like complaining that Spike Jonze’s HER feels like Charlie…

Exactly. I haven’t watched Fallon since this pattycake Trump interview, and I found this article obnoxious.

RIP Sean O’Neal. 

So like, did Fallon get on his hands and knees in front of you and Kimmel push you over, tripping you into a puddle of mud or something? 

They used to have funny writers on this site like a decade ago who would make snarky, almost Onion-esque articles on pop culture news. Now I guess it’s been baked into the house style of this site. So we have random people half-heartedly trying to be clever and cynical while writing for a site on its dying breath.

Um, this seems harmless? 

People who ridicule entertainers because they personally aren’t entertained by them are entirely missing the point of life.