So, no reviews of last night’s Star Trek, no more Sunny (which this site actually introduced me to, way back in season 5), but this witless dreck gets a proper old-style full-size AV Club review? For fuck’s sake.

The only thing that would have made it worse would be if they had specified the shitty, shitty remix from the greatest hits compilation as the preferred version.

Yeah, that massively pisses me off. This site is what first introduced me to Sunny, way back in season 5 or something. I’ll be especially annoyed if something as shitty as yet another Walking Dead spinoff gets coverage instead.

Poop Ass

Children of the Cord

Yeah, the article left out a vital detail by saying Superman fights a supercomputer in this, but not specifying that it’s a supercomputer that can turn mean rich ladies into robots.

Where’s Wing Hut?

Can go? If that’s where she was headed (and if it existed), she must be there by now.

Man, I didn’t even know the Fine Young Cannibals were still together.

To the dismissed living shitbag who thought that the old “more important things mean you can’t bitch about trivial things” bullshit argument was still a respected one, it hasn’t been for years.

Makes sense; if there’s one thing in the world less important than the monarchy, I’d definitely nominate American Idol (no monarchy booster, just really, really, really, really hate American Idol).

We’ve come a long way since Star Trek: The Motion Picture, where just shaving an attractive woman’s head was considered freaky enough to suffice as exotic alien makeup.

Yeah, even the audience should feel a bit dirty & ashamed.

Well sure, but at the same time, there’s something monstrous about someone capable of taking the job where you’re consciously putting these idiots through this kind of shit. There are no good guys here, and I just can’t see anyone from the productions as victims at all if they get sued, or the contestants win their…

I just don’t think the salad-tossing matched the crazy energy of the frantic, table-quaking tough-steak-cutting of the first sketch, and I don’t know if they’re going to come up with a basic physical activity that can be as funny. Lisa’s other quirks were kind of the dressing on the main joke that was the relentless…

Too bad Love At First Bite is so forgotten (and hard to find on streaming), because it’s a much better and funnier cheesy dumb Dracula comedy than Dead And Loving it, despite the fact I like Leslie Nielsen just as much as the next guy. I know the trailer oversells the “Drac in the disco 70s!” bit (and that…

Embarassingly recently, like just a couple of years ago, I learned that the cover of Reckoning was not a painting of an intestine, as I’d thought for many, many years (not that I ever thought it was anything but a great album).

So, how did it get burned, anyway?

Doesn’t matter how shitty you thought the episode was (or even how shitty it actually was) these reviews are getting unacceptably half-assed. I miss having at least a line (and often a paragraph) about each sketch that was on, and several were skipped, which is bullshit.

Then there’s the fact that a lot of these write-ups seem written for a list of films to avoid.