Mostly makes me think about how the one thing that ever really pisses me off about Eminem is that “stan” for “fan” is kind of his fault.

Employers asking someone to do something

Expressing a belief that “understanding” a sport (and that’s any sport in the world) is important in any way is generally a sign of brain damage.

I’m annoyed out of proportion by the fact that I just read a review of the new season (positive, so I can only be so annoyed) that referred to “Brand New Key” as a “disco song.” What, just because it’s from the 70s? I dare anyone to bust out some Tony Manero moves to that one.

Canada too.

That scene in the trailer with all the teen girls going crazy at him on stage had me singing “Take My Hand” in my head.

The sheer over-the-top goofiness of the women’s voices and behavior (doing the broadest, silliest approximations of the  9 to 5 characters possible) just made it funnier for me.

I loved those first few “weird encounter survivor” sketches, but thought it turned to shit when they started making the main joke just her listing rhyming names for her anus & genitalia. To be clear, I had no problem with how dirty is supposedly was, just considered it wildly lameass humor that couldn’t touch the way…

I don’t think that should ever matter; the original cast was incorporating parodies of old noir movies and the like, and there have been sketches that expected some degree of knowledge of pop-cultural history throughout the show’s run. I can’t even count the number of things throughout my life where the first…

Young mothers learned back in the day not to let any chubby little limbs get anywhere near his mouth.

I should be done with that show because they make fun of me on it.

I thought the title sounded more like a superhero movie.

My theory is that Kim is gone by BB because she ultimately breaks badder than Jimmy, leaving him in her dust and by the time of the other show is off out of ABQ somewhere, very successful and as crooked as hell while still keeping her pro bono thing going. Perhaps she even ditches him when he’s too soft to go through…

So Caroline just never showed up? (Legacies) I find that highly disappointing.

Lucky thing they just gave all the characters superpowers, then.

What did happen to Jonathan Strange? It seemed like a decent, well-intentioned enough adaptation of the book’s plot (and fairly well cast), which I don’t really see how much more can be done with a book whose best aspects (all the stylistic playing around, archaic spellings, footnotes, etc.) can only really be enjoyed…

“The half that brought you Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark!”

You won’t be allowed to, or an Aunt will report you.

He was great (as was his spot-on comic-accurate t-shirt and haircut), but the “Uncle Ben’s real killer” plot was a Bad Idea that would have marred the film even without shoehorning Venom in.

And you’d expect that in an article about Raimi films because... ?