As soon as it was found that the poppy seed thing was possible (hell, it was even re-proven on frickin’ Mythbusters) the test that they use was proven to be useless garbage, seems to be the deciding factor to me. Until they develop a test where this doesn’t happen, anything done based on the use of this one is suspect.

Back when that one spat happened, I was so totally ready to side with Kim Cattrall, until I saw she made her statement on that vile shitbag Piers Morgan’s show. That left me with nobody to feel sympathy for.

You don’t have to “bother with reddit” to read the excerpted article at the top of this very page. Jesus.

Dear dismissed Alcoholic: lol, ok Captain Crankypants. Didn’t realize insults to precious, precious boneless wings could offend someone so much.

Fuck right off with the lack of curling coverage. (One instance above, and that app-only at that? Oh well, at least I know Canadian coverage will have more.)

So, you like nuggets, and don’t really actually like wings at all. That’s fine.

Absolutely; a proper order of wings will be half flats, half drums, thus constituting a plate of full wings, but separated. And I can understand preferring one or the other, but if you’re preference is so strong that you won’t touch the other, that’s almost as juvenile as liking boneless.

Yeah, that is the ranking of a child. And how does anyone reach adulthood without figuring out a fast, efficient low-mess way of getting one of the bones off a flat, after which you can just eat it like any other piece of bone-in chicken?

Leave the ranch and the bleu in the fridge. Or ideally, on the shelf at the store.

And since nobody’s seen fit to include an image of the “old lady” version of Madame Web mentioned in the article:

I would expect nothing else from that crew.

What does a blue cap emoji mean, anyway?

A ska band themed around an old Conan character? I’m intrigued!

Always best to be sure to jump in to complain about a behavior before anyone exhibits any of it! Totally heads ‘em off at the pass!

Troll the fuck out of him, Johnny. The world is a funner, and funnier, place that way.

Or maybe Johnny Lee Miller...

I’m just hoping that a del Toro Pinocchio has a scene with the cigar-smoking kids turning into donkeys that’s so disturbing it gives a generation of kids nightmares for years.

There’s still supposedly a season 2 of Upload coming.

Is it a specially trained pony that will crush Jim Spanfeller’s balls? Because then I’ll totally support the idea of you getting this pony.

I’m going to hell because my first thought when I saw the headline was “does this mean the character ‘Frenchie’ from the comics is going to be in it?” (Yes, there’s actually a sidekick character called that in the Moon Knight comics, or there was the last time I read a Moon Knight comic, which I admit was many years…