The answers to those last two questions is so obviously “yes,” though...

I’m glad they didn’t go the familiar, obvious route of having Clint’s wife be all suspicious. Another show might have; another crappier show.

But she said it was really fun! So maybe not just an annoyance.

So the only way not to deserve “jeers” is to cancel? What if they went virtual/zoomed everybody in or something?

Let’s show those machines we know how to party!

Years back (way before anybody knew this shit) I saw him on a talk show, and he said that when he first went into acting instead of law or business school to work as an executive in the family empire he was cut off from the family money. Then, when he became successful as an actor, he got welcomed back and written…

I’ll end up seeing this on D+ at some point, because while I’ll also always watch a Poirot adaptation and all (and I rationalize seeing stuff with creeps and assholes in it all the time), I’m in no hurry to see it theatrically or own it because I thought Branagh (who I actually really like as a director and in a…

First time I ever even saw Jeff Garlin, it was on Conan, and I mean old early Late Nite Conan (and I understand they’re old friends from well before that), and he was telling a story about doing a standup set where he just kept repeatedly telling the audience “I’m a pretty little girl” and refusing to even engage with…

Jokes about someone making a poorly-done version of a dish, or even a character not caring for a dish in general, does not amount to “goulash hate.”

I don’t begrudge them having to do basically a clip show under the circumstances, but I would have loved some kind of “nothing that’s been on a holiday compilation show within the last five or so years” policy, and treated us to some bits that haven’t been on for a while (or since they first aired). I did appreciate…

Does it have to be either (as good as the original or awful) to be allowed to exist? I just find it a relief among the wall of shitty multicams that is CBS’s sitcom lineup these days.

All kidding aside, this does look like the fucking worst.

I was surprised not to find in the review that James Corden was the voice for that one.

I just figured Wong was helping Abomination out with some kind of rehab.

They need to reveal that Eleanor’s already bailed Jack out, or even that the whole arrest was staged. I even kind of want their relationship to be real, there’s no reason Eleanor can’t still be the boss. A status quo where Kate’s parents are villains but she still has to deal with and to some degree get along with…

Eh. Yeah, I know that argument, and I’m kind of done with it. I’m only really talking about the more modern pop-culture iterations, anyway.

On the other hand, she’s not a fucking snob and some of her friends are in it. Why be like that?

Frankly, the recent-years dominance of stupid, boring zombies and the survivalist goons it has been decided are needed to serve as protagonists against them has me looking back nostalgically at the heyday of the foppish drama-queen vampire.

1941 may be just as bad objectively, but it’s much easier to actually sit through without having to angrily walk out or switch off.

Also, someone described Home Alone as “cartoonish slapstick” when in fact it’s like 15 minutes of cartoonish slapstick surrounded by an interminable slog of insufferable suckitude.