Keanu Reeves has been my favortie actor since my teens and I feel vindicated that pop culture has stopped shitting on him!

How can we talk about the spirit of 30 Rock’s attention-seeking Jenna Maroney in real life without mentioning Alec Baldwin’s thirst-trap fraud of a real-life wife, who might as well have sprung from the 30 Rock writer’s room (cf. the episode where Jack’s girlfriend, played by Emily Mortimer, is faking her British…

Thank you for the coverage of this story. I appreciate the nuance, and also how Dr. Walker maintains their goals of this research very clearly.

“When her colon was asked for comment, however, it simply wept quietly.”

Tell your waitress/ice cream scooper/shake mixologist to make a vanilla shake but substitute the milk for the same amount of root beer and you will be happy. Also works beautifully with orange soda as well.

Honestly one of the reason’s I’ve never bothered to get into Swift’s music is that I find her fandom off-putting. And I’m all for using your own life to inspire your art, but this is going a little far. Gyllenhaal’s getting called out for not being a great boyfriend to a woman he dated for three months 11 years ago.…

(at the time, Gyllenhaal was 10 years her senior).

“...her fans have been launching verbal grenades at Swift’s exes.”

It’s such a weird movie to latch onto as a “millennial movie”. On top of Garden State, Fight Club and The Matrix both hit two years earlier, and Fellowship of the Ring released the same year as Vanilla Sky. You’ve also got Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind alongside Garden State. Who the hell spends any time…

I also take issue with calling “elder millennials” a generation. Sloppy writing.

Can’t Olivia Munn just shut up and be pregnant?  She’s always complaining about something.  I think she thinks people spend a lot more time contemplating her than they actually do.  She would probably have more fans if she stopped whining.

Add musicians and athletes to the list, please. 

Thank you. No idea why anyone gives a shit what any of these people think on anything beyond their art. Scientists for science, actors for acting. Easy peasy.

Can we please stop asking celebrities to have opinions beyond their latest role? They’re as dumb and uneducated as the general public, just prettier, but you don’t see cameras asking every average Becky on the street what she thinks of vaccine mandates - for good reason.

Blake Shelton is the opposite of sexy. I’m certain he doesn’t have any genitalia. My vagina self cremated thinking of him. I wondered if all men other than him and Donald Trump had died that year.

Paul Rudd has aged like fine wine and is indeed very sexy. 

I’m sorry, but does anyone remember the year Adam Levine won? Nick Nolte? This award is often so disastrous I’m amazed they finally gave it to someone who was actually sexy. Paul Rudd is hot AF.

Also,

Paul Rudd is sexy AF and I will not hear another word about it. 

They figured they could wait, seeing as how Paul never ages.