Bette Davis knew about “Miss Dunaway” for years.

Prince is dead and he’s alive. The universe is a cruel place.

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

Howard Stern is a national treasure.

Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

Jessica Simpson is being mom shamed because society is a bunch of douche-canoes who think they know your child better than you.

Let’s call it what it is: Lena Dunham sexually assaulted Brad Pitt. This isn’t ok. It wasn’t ok when Al Franken did it, and it’s not ok when Lena does it. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's fucking assault. 

Remember the shit she wrote in her book about her sister?  Remember when she defended one of her writers accused of assault, calling the accuser a liar on twitter?  Remember when she happened upon a box of hollywood blackmail, because that’s the only thing that explains this dumpster fire excuse for a human being? …

Your point is, besides the fact that Ted Nugent is a raging twat, he threatened a president and secretary of state and nobody showed up to his house looking to investigate him, right? 

He was on Mike Huckabee’s show a couple years ago. He’s best friends with Girls Gone Wild founder/convicted criminal Joe Francis. Plus he got accused of rape early in his career. Mario Lopez is a piece of shit.

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.

I keep hoping ‘Armie Hammer Toes’ will happen, but so far no one’s going with me on that.

I hope you “gently suggested” they cover up their fucking shit mouths instead

Faye Dunaway has been known to be a nightmare to work with for decades now. It was funny that the managed to find a person worse than Joan Crawford to play Joan Crawford.

I originally read that as "Embroidered Thetan Riding Hat" and, you know, that made sense, too. 

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Someone please tell Billy Eichner not to speak for Beyoncé.

Kathy’s right. What skill does Cohen possess? (Being a smarmy douche doesn’t count as a skill IMO.)