Go back and read it again, paying attention to the facts that no one ever sees Victor and The Creature together in the same place (Victor only tells us this) and that after every time the Creature attacks anyone, Victor gets mysteriously ill and doesn't remember a thing... Is Victor just crazy? Did the experiment…

That Bernadette Peters line KILLED ME. I am dead. I like to think that's how she starts her day, shimmy into a dress, vibrate, then a light breakfast and a shower. She is Everything.

Wait, why aren't we talking about the "European Penis Bath" (!) also available on their site?

Hoo, that was a disturbing-yet-interesting book.

THE ANUSES!

This Susan Cooper? Because she truly is amazing (and actually deserves a movie.)

Oh I got this car for christmas one year!!! My sister was so mad and still had to make do with out old, jointly-owned Barbie corvette! Barbie and an 11" fully-opposable GI Joe that was my Dad's from the 60's got to 3rd in this car!!

A public park other than Bryant Park here in NYC. If Heaven has a bathroom, it looks like this one.

As a fellow Yale School of Drama alum, I do not know whether to be really, really proud of Kit right now, or completely horrified by this entire endeavor. That said, this the kind of thing that happens every week at the student-run Yale Cabaret. I guess I shouldn't be surprised...

WHO is THAT?!

If I am having a really hard time getting to sleep, I turn on an old Frontline documentary about the Financial Crisis (pbs.org) and I am O.U.T. out in 5 minutes. No joke.

Who didn't play dress up in their Mom's 80's lingerie collection? My Mom has some sweet Frederick's and early Victoria's Secret swag my sister and I used to sneak in her drawers and go nuts over. She totally knew and didn't sweat it very much, and I am pretty sure there is a picture of me somewhere wearing black lace…

Also, sweet "Dancing on a Cloud" Prom-theme set design.

It is, however, incredibly refreshing to see real boobs on display in un-padded, non-push-up bras. Three cheers for real slightly floppy and/or smooshed down boobies!

I am LIVING for this irregular polka dot. Chicken Pox dress for the win!

OHMYGAD. I thought I was seeing things. This is the first thing I have laughed at in a week...

I only wear a one-piece, not out of any body issues, but just that it means that much less of my lily-white, super sunburn-prone skin is exposed and in need of a thick slathering of SPF 85... The less skin showing, the better for me at the beach. If I could get away with a full wetsuit on those 97 degree days without…

Fishy in drag doesn't refer to vagina smells. It refers to queens who look way too much like women and can pass for women even in day drag- ie, they could actually just be real women. It's really old-fashioned, 1940's gangster movie type slang, actually, for a situation that doesn't feel right. It's suspect. Fishy.

Well, he was (is) also a great favorite of Hillary, too. I don't think it's a Republican/Democrat thing, I think it's more Old Guard/New School. Michelle is middle-class middle-west, and skews a lot younger in her taste than the prior few First Ladies who all loved his work, and come from older, wealthier…

They look like Fruit Stripe gum!