These pictures will haunt me. They are terrifying.

WHAT!?!?!?

I just got my MFA in Design from Yale Drama, and most of us wore something we didn't mind getting covered in paint/dye/glue/dirt from storage/sweat/makeup/actors.

Team Luxe's work looks like every look from an old fall 1978 copy of vogue I found that's in my studio. Which Marc Jacobs already plundered and did much better for the fall/winter collections a few years ago.

Lafayette in the trippy dream sequences makes absolutely ADORABLE! faces. He's so cute, he looks like a little kid! He's still the best damn part of this show.

The Costume Designer's Guide to Makeup Stain Removal:

SO back when I was in middle school and I started getting boobs, my Mom took me out to get training bras. This was possibly the mortifying thing ever, and I hid them in the back of one of my drawers in the room I shared with my little sister.

Glynnis says it best!

I was on the F train into queens last week around midnight, and this fat little kid traveling with his family was getting fussy, clambering around his stroller and running up and down the car. Then suddenly his mom pulled out a huge Hershey bar and he gasped and smiled and ran down the car to her and went to town on…

@chiquitabanana: It's because it's set in Foreign-land, you know! next to Eng-land, sort of near Disney-land, but far away from This-land (which is my-land, and your-land)

whoo, Paris got the old-lady hands!

It's like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie...

I'm a roller and a kicker. I don't see the problem.

Weird drinking related problem:

Did anyone else notice that Brad's tattoo is a line drawing of Otzi, the Ice Man?

@wtfox?!: I kindof loved those ads. Totally absurd in the best way possible.

Oh JesusMaryandJoseph, I hate when people wear too much makeup and get too fake tan, and then it looks like they are that creepy Queen in 'Return to OZ' who put the wrong head on when she got dressed in the dark that morning.

I will only wear a bra during sex if

i have actually read this book- and as bad as it sounds, the rape sequences were nowhere near as offensive to me as the insipid dialogue, liberal over-usage of flowery adverbs, and generally terrible writing.

I would like to counter all of the bad and shameful and dumb-assed feelings reading all these with a nice story, bear with me.