@wtfox?!: I kindof loved those ads. Totally absurd in the best way possible.

Oh JesusMaryandJoseph, I hate when people wear too much makeup and get too fake tan, and then it looks like they are that creepy Queen in 'Return to OZ' who put the wrong head on when she got dressed in the dark that morning.

I will only wear a bra during sex if

i have actually read this book- and as bad as it sounds, the rape sequences were nowhere near as offensive to me as the insipid dialogue, liberal over-usage of flowery adverbs, and generally terrible writing.

I would like to counter all of the bad and shameful and dumb-assed feelings reading all these with a nice story, bear with me.

They weirdly remind me of this:

@Gumbina80: uh. le sigh. god he is gorgeous! This is why I am never attracted to guys my own age, because everyone I have a crush on is dead.

I love True Blood, and yes, the werewolves have all been pretty hot so far, but why the chaved/waxed chests? Shouldn't werewolves have chest hair? Like nice, run-your-fingers-through-it, Connery as Bond chest hair.

@R-V: Yeah, and that is super too bad, she was way better than catherine zeta in that show...

So recap: to win a Tony this year, be a movie star, or be from England. Preferably both. Everyone else is shit out of luck.

Random art historical references make my day. way to pull out the Klimt! go secessionists!

A, dare I say it, FOOLPROOF color tip!

@unicornmagic420: I totally concur.

This is relevant to a question I have been asking myself after recently re-watching Disney's 'Peter Pan'... Is it wrong to still enjoy these completely terrible and racist things because you loved them as a child?

I wandered lonely as a cloud,

@anibundel: foam granny rollers as looooooong as possible.

@prestocaro fears the culling: Glad you liked it!

@heygirlhey: For drugstore products, I really like L'Oreal liquids, they are smooth and don't clump up on you- and always always buy waterproof if you can!

Liquid Eyeliner is not a big deal- you really just need a steady hand. I once managed to do it on a bus in NYC!