Were. If it WERE a cartoon.

You’d almost think that cricket and baseball weren’t the same sport.

I’m assuming that Bran and Queen So-Many-Titles-That-You’d-Roll-Your-Eyes-If-You-Didn’t-Have-A-Spear-Pointed-At-You are gonna meet in the last episode of the season, and right before Bran gets dragged off to physical therapy, or whatever, he’s gonna turn his head and say “say hi to your nephew, my cousin.” Awkward…

I’m a vegetarian (how do you know somebody is a vegetarian? they’ll tell you), so I do a smart dog, or some other fake bullshit, and it’s dijon, celery salt, pickles, onion, tomato, and kimchi, along with some hot peppers of some kind, if I don’t mind the heartburn, in a split-top bun.

My uncle owned a German-car specialist body shop in Atlanta, and my dad and I would drive down fairly often (from Cincinnati) so that my dad could work on his ‘73 Beetle at the shop. That Beetle was constantly being “restored,” and I don’t think my father, who designed and tested aircraft engines for a living, had…

With a seance?

Fewer than 500 left, not less than.

“53 percent of black women didnt vote for Trump so there is that to celebrate.” “...97% of black women voted for a woman who doens’t look like them and doesn’t share their experience -but who was the competent one - over the incompetent buffoon they shared nothing with but race.”

“Do white people have to insert themselves into everything?”

“Also, as others have mentioned, you can’t account for MMA rules. My most effective means of ending a fight was just waiting for an opportunity to head-butt my opponent, whether I was on top or on bottom. That had a tendency to end the fight immediately, but can’t do that in MMA. Never mind nut shots and eye gouges…

In real street fights, the guy with the Glock wins.

Boo-hoo, baby needs a safe space!

This is like having Adolf Eichmann be in charge of ensuring that Jews prosper.

KD’s free-throw is kinda weird, too, and that works, but you’re right.

Reading is fundamental.

That’s because you aren’t a selfish piece of shit.

Hey, asshole, if you aren’t doing it for a living, you’re a “bench racer.”

“Protip: Its one of the most enjoyable parts of the driving experience.”

In other news about stupid things that won’t happen, you should grow up.

My late father and I listened to Car Talk on Saturday mornings, when I was a child; we would always go for a ride in the ‘73 Beetle he was constantly “restoring.” Beyond the nostalgia, I always enjoy the show whenever I turn the radio on (be it FM or SiriusXM) and it’s on, and I have been told that I always grin when…